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GREAT TRUTHS THAT I HAVE LEARNED FROM HUNTING FOR REAL GHOSTS: 

GREAT TRUTHS THAT I HAVE LEARNED FROM HUNTING FOR REAL GHOSTS: 


BY THE REAL GHOSTMAN


1) No matter how hard you try, you can't make everyone believe what you really truly believe about ghost being real.

 2) When your hunting for real ghost, never challenge them to give you a sign with threats.

3) If a real ghost hits, pushes, punches, bites or scratches you, there is no way you can do it to them back.  

4) Never lend great sums of cash to other ghost hunters or paranormal investigators.  That applies to ghost as well.

5) You can't trust real ghosts and spooks to watch your house or your kids when your not home or on vacation.

6) Don't sneeze or cough in the same room or even the property when someone is collecting EVP'S.

7) Never hold a "Cell Phone", a radio or other electronic equipment and a "EMF DETECTOR" at the same time when trying to collect ELECTRICAL FIELD evidence. 

8) Don't Trust everything you see and read about ghosts and real haunting's. 

9) Poltergeist do not make good roommates.

10) Sexual and romantic relationships with real ghost never really last.

THE FOUR STAGES OF A REAL GHOST HUNTERS LIFE: 

1) You don't believe in
real ghosts.
2) You believe in
real ghosts.
3) You
set up a web site and start your own ghost hunting group and promote real evidence, EVP's, Ghost photos and articles about real ghosts.
4) You
die and become a real ghost. 

 

"YOU KNOW YOUR AT A REAL GHOST HUNTER'S FUNERAL WHEN..."

THE DECEASED OBITUARY IN THE NEWSPAPER SAYS ... PLEASE BRING YOUR OWN GHOST HUNTING EQUIPMENT AND EXTRA BATTERIES... AND OF COURSE REAL SKEPTICS ARE WELCOMED. THE OVER NIGHT GHOST HUNT STARTS PROMPTLY AT 3:AM. IT GOES ON TO SAY:

This the most important don't miss haunted paranormal event of the year. This 3 day event is a real Paranormal Investigator ~ Ghost Hunters actual funeral.

The actual funeral services and memorial will offer each guest the unique opportunity to speak with many of the well known figures in the paranormal community of Today. And actually ghost hunt right along side your favorite stars. Also please visit with our wonderful venders located in the coffee room. They will be selling all the latest greatest "NEW"paranormal books and items you could ever imagine. General admission is $35.00 for a night of educational and investigative paranormal discovery and real ghost hunting fun!

 

WHEN YOU ARRIVE AND SIGN THE GUEST BOOK IT LOOKS LIKE A WHO'S, WHO OF ALL THE GREATS IN PARANOMAL COMMUNITY TODAY.

WHEN YOU MAKE YOUR WAY UP TO THE COFFIN TO PAY YOUR LAST RESPECTS YOU NOTICE THE CORPSE IS WEARING A T- SHIRT THAT SAYS...

"TAPS FAMILY MEMBER FOR LIFE... OR UNTIL THE DAY I DIE AND COME BACK AND HAUNT YOUR ASS!"

AND OF COURSE THE CORPSE IS LYING THERE PEACEFULLY IN THEIR COFFIN WITH CROSSED DOWSING RODS IN THEIR HANDS, A THERMAL CAMERA AND WEARING NIGHT VISON GOGGLES. AND OF COURSE A LIT STUB OF A CIGARETTE HANGING FROM THEIR BOTTOM LIP.

THE MOTION DETECTORS GOES OFF.

A FIST FIGHT BREAKS OUT WITH THE GUYS IN THE BACK WHO OR FIGHTING OVER WHO WILL GET THE BOOK RIGHTS, AND WHO WILL INVESTIGATE THE FUNERAL FIRST FOR ANY REAL PARANORMAL ACTIVITY.

THE MOTION DETECTORS GOES OFF.

THE SPOUSE OF THE DECEASED ASKS ALOUD...

"WHO WANTS TO VOLUNTEER TO GO ON A BEER, BATTERY AND CIGERETTE RUN WITH ME."

AND LISA LEE HARP WAUGH YELLS OUT, I'M RIDING SHOTGUN!

THE SCFY CREW FILMING THE PARANOMAL DOCUMENTRY KEEP KNOCKING OVER THE FLOWERS.

THE MOTION DETECTORS GOES OFF.

THE DECEASED SPOUSE YELLS YET ...AGAIN...

"EVERYONE, PLEASE SHUT THE F@%K UP ...NOW!" "I AM STILL TRYING TO COLLECT A FEW DECENT REAL EVP'S HERE!"

GHOSTLY TALK RADIO'S INTERVIEWS THE SPOUSE, FAMILY MEMBERS, SPECIAL GUEST AND THE PALLBEARERS RANDOMLY.

SOMEBODY ACCIDENTLY SET OFF THE MOTION DETECTORS... AGAIN!

EVERYONE PULLS OUT A CAMERA WHEN JASON HAWES AND GRANT WILSON GO UP TO THE COFFIN FOR A PHOTO OPP.

THE BOOTH BROTHERS ASK FOR QUIET ON THE SET!

THE CREW FROM MOST HAUNTED TELLS EVERYONE TO MAKE SURE THEY HAVE A FRESH SET OF BATTERIES FOR THEIR MIC'S.

ROSEMARY ELLEN GUILEY IS TAKING NOTES!

TROY TAYLOR IS SHOWING OFF A NEW TATTOO.

JOHN ZAFFIS CALLS THE ROOM TO ATTENTION FOR THE MEMORIAL SEANCE SERVICES.

THEN DALE KACZMAREK GIVES THE EULOGY.

THEN EVERYONE BEGINS TO SING AND EVREYONE BREAKS IN TO TEARS DURING THE FIRST CHORUS OF GHOSTBUSTERS!

THE MOTION DETECTORS GOES OFF. AGAIN!

THE GHOST ADVENTURE TEAM , ZACK BAGINS, AARON GOODWIN AND NICK GROFF ARE STILL GRUMPY BECAUSE THEY WERE LOCKED DOWN WITH CORPSE FOR THE NIGHT.

THE DECEASED SPOUSE YELLS YET ...AGAIN...

"EVERYONE, PLEASE SHUT THE F@%K UP ...NOW!" " I AM STILL TRYING TO COLLECT A FEW DECENT REAL EVP'S HERE!"

DAVE SCHRADER IS OF COURSE THE LIFE OF THE FUNERAL!

PATRICK BURNS ACCIDENTLY SET OFF THE MOTION DETECTORS... AGAIN!

SOMEBODY IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM YELLS OUT HAS ANYONE FOUND A SET OF KEYS?

THE MOTION DETECTORS GOES OFF.

TIM YANCEY SHOWS UP FASHIONABLE LATE.

GEORGE NORRY IS SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS AND ACROSS ROOM THE MOTION DETECTORS GOES OFF...AGAIN.

RYAN BUELL IS MOBED BY HIS FANS.

THE MOTION DETECTORS GOES OFF AGAIN AND EVERYONE LOOKS AT CHRIS FLEMMING THIS TIME.

SOMEBODY IN THE CROWD ASKS "WHO KEEPS CUTTING THE CHEESE?"

CHRIS FLEMMING HE THEN POINTS AT PATRICK BURNS. WHO IN TURN POINTS AT STEVE GONZALVES, WHO POINTS AT TANGO, WHO POINTS AT JASON, ETC... ETC.

JANET FEILDING ANOUNCES SHE IS NOW SCARED.

THE PALLBEARERS GET INTO A SERIOUS PUSH AND SHOVE MATCH FOR COLLECTING REAL GHOST PICTURES AT THE GRAVE SITE.

THE HEARSE HAS A FEW FLASHY BUMPER STICKER THAT SAYS:

I MY GHOSTS

 

GOT GHOSTS? CALL ME!

 

REAL GHOST HUNTERS DO IT IN THE DARK!

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Take the time to live!!!

Life is too short.

EVERYONE DIES!
SO Ghost Hunt naked. Woo-hoo!

 

 

"I Brake For Real Ghosts!"

 

HAVE YOU HUGGED YOUR GHOST TODAY?

 

 

THEIR HEAD STONE READS:

 

SOMEBODY ACCIDENTLY SET OFF THE MOTION DETECTORS... AGAIN!

 

THE DECEASED SPOUSE YELLS YET ...AGAIN...

"EVERYONE, PLEASE SHUT THE F@%K UP ...NOW!" " I AM STILL TRYING TO COLLECT A FEW DECENT REAL EVP'S HERE!"